As one Canberran to another I say Noooooooooooooooo to the tyre swan or any offspring! If you must have a swan keep it in the backyard
To spare Canberra from a swan invasion, here are a couple of ideas for your spare tyres.............
@Mick0s, if it's still got some life in it, you could send it to a retyrement village.
Do take care @Mick0s - I've heard that if you approach their fluffy babies, swans can become tyreants (sic) and attack without mercy !
I'm putting on my OH&S hat for yah @Jason.
You work too hard mate, you're under pressure, & you're los'n your grip. It might be a drag, but to avoid career burn out, stop smok'n 'em, no donuts for you, & go YouTubless.
Oh dear @Trying, spare me, this could become a blowout.